I'm not going to lie. A lot of dreams came true this week. So. much. happiness.

Dear Orlando, on behalf of the world, Thank You.

And on that note, Morgan, the world also thanks you.

Oh what's that? A 3D store? When you wish upon a star people!

Charmin is pretty much winning in life with this beauty.

Tipbombing? Yea, BBH I could get into that.

First came ballet. Then SYTYCD. Now this. Misty is killing it. BTW, if 13 is too old what does that say about being 34? #donotanswerthat

Ever wonder what it would look like if you dropped Manhattan into the Grand Canyon? Obviously. But it really begs the question, what kind of animals would I be dealing with on my walk to work?

This is really how all discounts should be given.

Real life, recorded digitally then rewarded back in real life. Woah.

Don’t read this right before lunch – grilled cheese delivery!!!! aghaghaghagh

It’s not too late. Couldn't agree more.

No key cards AND the ability to pick my own room. The future is here people.

So swearing is bad but shooting (paintballs) is ok? Ummmmm

Wearable clothing. I can't decide if I really want to be that close to my favorite athletes... but maybe I can be convinced

And in other news:

Welcome to my new home – it’s in DUMBO. Well a girl can dream.

Colorado is like a gift that keeps on giving. Musical illuminated swing set? What the what?

And finally. A dog so happy she passes out. Can't. Even.